We hope you enjoyed that short two-week break from the Gisele Bundchen-Tom Brady updates.
Because the former couple is back in the news in a big way today, and they’re bringing a couple of friends with them.
Gisele and Tom are now joined by former NFL wide receiver and wacky standout Antonio Brown, who has spent the last few weeks gleefully posting about his former QB’s divorce.
But while some of AB’s anti-Brady memes have been darkly humorous, he really went overboard with his latest trolling.
As TMZ reports, Brown posted fake nude photos of Gisele on her Snapchat page today.
The photos didn’t stick around for long, of course, but it was still a idiotic move by Brown, and we imagine the whole incident was pretty humiliating for Gisele.
Brown also posted a doctored photo, in which Gisele appears to be posing with her arms around him.
The strange thing about all this is that the story of Brown’s strange NFL career would be much shorter if it weren’t for the support he received from Brady.
Most teams considered Brown persona non grata after multiple women accused him of sexual assault, but Brady used his considerable influence to get the wide receiver to sign with both the New England Patriots and Tampa Bay Bucs.
So, do we assume that Tom is learning a valuable lesson about taking risks to protect and enable abusers?
Yes folks, everyone in this story is bad except Gisele, who luckily is winning this divorce handily.
First, the media provided constant reminders that Gisele’s net worth is far greater than her ex’s.
And now, it looks like Bundchen could have moved on with yet another boo.
Nothing has been confirmed yet, but Gisele has been spending a lot of time with her yoga instructor, Joaquim Valente.
Gisele and Joaquim even went on vacation together to Costa Rica, but sources close to the couple swear they’re just friends.
That may be true, but we wouldn’t be surprised to learn that these two are pounding the mat and wriggling into all sorts of crazy positions.
Regardless, Gisele moved into her new Miami Beach accommodation this week and there have been rumors that she will be living with Joaquim.
That doesn’t appear to be the case, but it’s worth noting that Valente’s friends were seen helping Bundchen move his last few things.
Make of it what you will.
As for Tom, he’s gearing up for a matchup against the Browns this week.
And by that we mean he’s playing on the Cleveland football team, not facing off against Antonio and his entire family.
Although, honestly, that’s also a possibility.