Britney Spears uses Instagram to share what she thinks. Sometimes that means what song she likes to dance to. It can also mean getting excited about her husband or her new home.
For a litany of reasons, Britney has criticized her toxic parents. Her faults are countless.
After about a year of freedom, Britney is still finding new experiences and choices that she couldn’t have and make under her father’s rule.
She is celebrating that. And Britney is also directing a well-deserved F-you to daddy dearest.
On Thursday night, Britney Spears took to Instagram to share a photo of herself as a fan, and a lengthy caption.
“It’s been a while since I talked to my dad!” she recognized. And we are all very happy for her.
“Brit Brit has special good news…” Britney joked.
“This year,” Britney revealed, “I was able to get cash for the first time with my ATM card!!!”
That may sound like a milestone that most people pass in their teens. But until last year, Britney had to receive special permission just to shop at Target.
Britney then commented, “Damn, I have to say…not being a part of your slave treatment program has changed my life!”
“Guess what ???” Britney wrote.
“Now I can go to spas too!!!” she announced.
That may sound like another minor issue… but Britney has gone so long without being able to make her own decisions that it’s all new to her.
“Remember when my 3 best friends came to visit me from home…” Britney recalled.
“Well,” she commented. “Everyone was CAUGHT!”
“They said they blew out the day of the show,” Britney continued, “but Bryan slipped up and said he got them into three clubs that week.” Bryan Spears is Britney’s brother.
“It was the SECRET white lie of awkward SILENCE…” Britney recalled.
“America!!! then he joked.
“Dad, now I can go to spas too,” Britney announced.
Going back to her long-ago memory, Britney wrote that “before I performed that night I saw my 3 friends.”
She shared that she saw them “at the spa in those cool high chairs you put your feet on.”
“Each of them had their own bottle of champagne!” Britney shared.
“IS THAT NOT THAT???” then he commented. Britney of course couldn’t even drink soda beyond a strict limit under the tutelage of his father.
“Well Robin showed up,” Britney wrote, referring to Robin Greenhill, her former manager. “And she said ‘You can’t go in there’…”
“So,” Britney lamented, “I waited 5 minutes outside and then I left!!!”
“But MORE GOOD NEWS…” Britney’s caption continued.
“I know I couldn’t go to the spas because you were afraid I’d have coffee!” she recognized.
“I am an equal person now!!!” Britney declared, a reference to the restoration of her human rights.
“I can have coffee,” Britney announced, “and I’m so HAPPY!!!”
“Anyway,” Britney concluded. “I just wanted to give you a beautiful HAPPY SPECIAL fuck you!”
And here is the post itself:
Some lucky people have a great father. Some very lucky people have two cool parents.
Britney has had to find emotional support and love from other sources.
At least now he is free to speak his mind. Britney clearly has a lot to say.