Men pay £50 for professional evaluations of their PENIS: the website judges various criteria, from length to aesthetics, providing a three-page evaluation
- The Eronite website says they provide an ‘honest and well-informed assessment’
- Entrants must submit their ‘best’ photos for review by a five-member jury.
Men pay £50 for a three-page professional evaluation of their penis, where they are assessed on criteria ranging from length to aesthetics.
The Eronite website doesn’t hold back from hurting anyone’s feelings, advertising its service as an “honest and well-informed review, which can also be difficult at times.”
A five-member jury evaluates a man’s nether region based on eight criteria: thickness, length, shape, veins, aesthetics, glans, pubic hair, and testicles.
A participant will receive a three-page certificate costing 59 euros (£50), with the option to add a stamp for an additional 20 euros.
Those seeking an evaluation must submit their ‘best’ photos, as well as a ‘self evaluation’. Afterwards, all graphic images are removed for privacy reasons.
Men pay £50 for a three-page professional assessment of their penis, where they are assessed on criteria ranging from length to aesthetics (file image)
The jury is headed by Eronite editor-in-chief Mario Meyer, 47. The other members are two authors, a psychologist and a dominatrix.
Meyer estimates that she has looked at around 2,500 in audition porn, so she is well experienced in what to look for and knows what others find desirable.
He told BILD: ‘When I see genitals, it’s nothing special to me. Like elbows or ankles, just one part of the body.
Mayer added that most men are overly confident in how they think their appearance looks.
“I think they expect a good qualifying. You can often see that in self-assessment. It’s almost never realistic, most of them are absolutely overestimated,” she said.
The team has evaluated the private parts of more than 150 men so far, most of whom wanted their certificate.
Excerpts from anonymous ratings include ‘shave!’ and ‘make it look more presentable’.
It comes after new data revealed the countries with the biggest penises in the world.
On average, men living in Ecuador and Cameroon have the largest members, with penises measuring nearly seven inches (17 cm) from root to tip of the head when erect.
The US and UK didn’t even crack the top 50, with the US languishing in 60th place with men having an average height of 5.4 inches (13.5 cm), almost a third shorter. Great Britain was in 68th place, with a penis size of 5.2 inches (13.1 cm).
A five-member jury evaluates a man’s nether region based on eight criteria: thickness, length, shape, veins, aesthetics, glans, pubic hair and testicles (file image)
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